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Apr 16, 2014 / 282,056 notes

stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

(via pizza)

Apr 16, 2014 / 201,511 notes

nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

(via pizza)

Apr 16, 2014 / 307,767 notes

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(via pizza)

Apr 16, 2014 / 334,855 notes
Apr 16, 2014 / 320,327 notes

pizza:

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

yeah thats right, all you need is me

Apr 14, 2014 / 144,695 notes

jakemalik:

"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."

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Apr 14, 2014 / 383,123 notes

6539milesofloveapart:

abomasnow:

girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

thank you

(via pizza)

Apr 14, 2014 / 260,928 notes

greatwhiteprivilege:

guys are so full of shit “i’ll fuck you til you scream” yeah right you’ll finish in 3 minutes then roll over and sleep while i lie there trying to figure out when exactly you stuck it in

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Apr 14, 2014 / 157,311 notes

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

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Apr 14, 2014 / 225,380 notes

dubstepfordads:

yo lemme just smash my head into this fucking lamp for six hours 

-moths

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